To hear others tell it, I use this blog to talk about sex. A lot. Though I don’t think it’s an entirely accurate assessment, I do know I talk about sex frequently.
It is because of this frequency many people in the comments and those who meet me in real life usually suggest I’m some sort of insatiable freak who will sleep with every woman I meet. And that is not true! I will not sleep with every woman I meet because not every woman I meet will let me sleep with them. DUH! But I digress…
What frustrates me most when people speak on my speaking about my sex life is when they want to give me the same song and dance I’ve heard a million times about the importance of safe sex. As though I don’t know it, and I don’t practice it. So what I have decided to do is publicly declare what I call a new vow of celibacy for myself and any woman I sleep with moving forward. Here it is:
There will absolutely, positively, under no circumstances, be any unprotected sex between me and another woman unless said woman is the woman I will marry. Until I get married, I’m wearing a condom every. Single. Time. It doesn’t matter if we are in a committed relationship and only sleeping with each other; a sign of my devotion won’t be measured by the privilege of letting me go in bare. It doesn’t matter if we’re somewhere condoms are not; we will stop, find some, and pick up where we left off.
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